Snake Print Shoes

Madden Girl Purple Snakeskin Thong Sandals
Naughty Monkey White Spectator Slingback Pumps (details here)

Naughty Monkey Black Metal Mama Leather Ankle Wrap Pumps (details here)
Red Bubble Silver Snakeskin Sandals
Naughty Monkey White Spectator Slingback Pumps (details here)

I suppose I’ve always sorta’ had a thing for snakeskin and snake print lol

Red Bubble Silver Snakeskin Sandals

I stole borrowed these from my mom ages ago.

I liked the iridescent snakeskin on them, and prior to these, never even knew it was a thing!

I also had a thing for ankle straps on heels. Plus, these had a unique square toe. I wore them for a bit when I was younger and they were pretty comfy too.

As you can see, they’re way past their prime. It’s time to retire them. I’ll definitely be getting rid of these.

Madden Girl Purple Snakeskin Thong Sandals

I picked these up, I wanna say 2009-2010, from Amazon.

They kinda’ looked like Birkenstocks to me… except cuter!

I loved the Snakeskin (kinda’ looks like Croc-skin now actually lol) and liked that they were in a fun purple! I hated the gold hardware though (blech, gold!) and kinda’ wish it was silver or pewter or black, but whatevs.

Seeing as how I’ve never really owned a pair of Birkenstock Sandals before, I figured I’d go ahead and snatch these up. I imagined myself pairing them with everything from jeans to maxi dresses and wearing them all the time! That did not happen.

For starters, these things were heavy AF! It was like lugging around two big blocks of cement on my feet lol Even worse, they had no give to them! They were so stiff that walking in them would actually pinch my skin! Worst of all, they were incredibly unflattering on me lol No matter what I did, now matter what I paired them with and no matter how well manicured (pedicured?) my tootsies were, these things made my feet look horrible! lol

I wore them a handful of times, but I’m so over trying to make them work. I’m getting rid of these Madden Girl Purple Snakeskin Thong Sandals as well. G’bye and good riddance!

Since I’ve got the FitFlop WalkStar Thong Sandals I have absolutely zero qualms with getting rid of the Madden Girl Purple Snakeskin Thong Sandals.

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